update time

nothing much happened. or everything happened, but not to me. but then again, everything is being thrown around too much these days. like you have people saying 'you are my everything' but in fact they secretly want turtles. cute little turtles. so we can't really judge the amount of stuff that happened with the word 'everything'. a better way to have put it would have been: anything would have happened, but not to me. yeah, anything happened. but that didn't happen. eh, eh? EH? continuing on that line of thought... anything is not worth mentioning. unless something significant happened like a ninja assassinated some other ninja while the other ninja was watching a show on pirates. now that would have been newsworthy. now that would have pathos. but what are the odds of that ever happening? even if it did, it would only happen like once in 2 thousand years. the point here being that there isn't anything to update so stop begging for an update. unless you're talking about that.

oh ya, it's like, kindness week this week. (the school passed around this leaf shaped card things and made us "pledge to be kind" and i was like whaaaaaaaaaaat? you have to "pledge" to be kind? i mean, isn't kindness a natural instinct that comes without needing to promise to do it? man what is the world becoming into. and this girl in my class was like "why do you have to CONDEMN everything you see?" and goes on talking about how the government is trying to initiate kindness amongst us students. 1. condemning is such a harsh word. pfft. 2. she clearly didn't get what i was saying all along. which was bullshit coz i made it EXPLICITLY clear about my stand. thusly i conclude that she's 'not-so-smart') to commemorate kindness week (gahaha), i think we should cease all spamming of any sort. :( it was a tough but necessary choice on my part.

lastly, let us all wish each other a happy kindness week, followed by a skeptical snicker.

-zurger queen of premature aging
(appreciating the art of spam in ecstasy)

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